Why jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.