Why jokes
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.