Why jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.