Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.