Why jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.