Why jokes
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Memes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!