Why jokes
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.