Why jokes
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Memes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.