Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why Jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why canโt orphans work at SC Johnsonโs?
Because itโs a family company.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why canโt the orphan play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what itโs like to be wanted.
Why canโt orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasnโt invented then.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
