Why jokes
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.