Why jokes
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.