Why jokes
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Memes
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.