Why jokes
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.