Why jokes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."