Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why Jokes
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
