Why jokes
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.