Why jokes
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.