Why jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Memes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.