Why jokes
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"