Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why Jokes
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
