Why jokes
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Memes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)