Why jokes
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Shitpost-master general
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.