Why jokes
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.