Why jokes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.