Why jokes

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball??

They can’t hit a home run! 😂

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Piano

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Cat

Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

Memes

Potato

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Grade

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

People

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Bee

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Bus

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

Dog

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!