Why jokes
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.