Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Memes
Peanut Butter
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!