Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why Jokes
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
