Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.