Why jokes
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.