Why jokes
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.