Why jokes
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.