Why jokes
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
why is it true
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why did my wife leave me? I wish I knew.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.