Why jokes
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Memes
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.