Why jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?