Why jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.