Why jokes
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Memes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."