You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why Jokes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
