Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why did the little boy cry? He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.