Why jokes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)