Why jokes
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Peanut Butter
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.