Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why Jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
