Why jokes
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.