Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.