Why jokes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.