Why jokes
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Memes
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!