Why jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Thanksgiving
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!