Why jokes
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.