Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
