Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.