Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.