Why jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.