Why jokes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.