Why jokes
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄