Why jokes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Memes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.