Why jokes
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Memes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!