Why jokes
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Memes
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!