Why jokes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Memes
Thanksgiving
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.