Why jokes
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.