Why jokes
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”