Why jokes
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
So, a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says, “Is there a problem, boyoh?”
“I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!” The man replies, “I’m a leprechaun.”
“Really?” says the man.
“That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper.”
“Anything I want?! Three of them?” replies the man.
“Anything in your wildest dreams, boyoh, but you have to let me finish.”
The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts it in. Thrusting back and forth, he asks for the man’s first wish.
“I want a giant yacht!”
“Aye,” says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now.”
“For my second wish, I want a billion dollars,” the man says, beginning to sweat.
“Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you,” the leprechaun replies.
“Okay,” the man groans in pain. “For my final wish, I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women.”
“You betcha, boyoh,” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW,” as he lets out a moan of pleasure.
The man, exhausted and sore, says, “That was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?”
The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.