Why jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.