Why jokes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Memes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!