Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why Jokes
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
