Why jokes

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?

Because they’re dead.

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.