Why jokes
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Memes
Peanut Butter
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.