Why jokes
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Do you know why I hate pedophiles? They are fucking immature kids!