Why jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Memes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.