Why jokes

Orphan

    • Why was the orphan so successful?

    Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.

    Condom

    • Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

    Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

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    • Why memes

    Orphan

    • Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

    Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

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    • Laptop

    • I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

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    • Grandpa

    • At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

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