Why jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Memes
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.