Why jokes
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
*The talk*
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.