Why jokes

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Memes

Dad

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

Orphan

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Orphan

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Bunny

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Pterodactyl

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

Toy

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Emo

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.