I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why Jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
