Why jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.