Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why drink water and not bleach?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!