Why jokes
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Peanut Butter
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"