Why jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.