Why jokes
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Thanksgiving
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.