Why jokes
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Memes
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. š¤½āāļø
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
I donāt get why Katniss was bitching so much in āThe Hunger Gamesā books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donāt hear any of them complaining.