Why jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

Why would a dead guy lie?

Because he can't stand up.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!