Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.