Why jokes
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Memes
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵