Why jokes
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.