Why jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"