Why jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
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Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
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Me: Sure.
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Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.