Why jokes
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P