Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why Jokes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
