Why jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!