Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Memes
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.