Why jokes
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Memes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)