Why jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Memes
Person: Why? You: No.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.