Why jokes
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.