Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why this true though
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.