Why jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Me:
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."