Why jokes
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.