Why jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Memes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.