Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! š«„
Why Jokes
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you donāt have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they canāt find their parents.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnāt a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
