Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!