Why jokes
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Memes
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.