Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why Jokes
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
