Why jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
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"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!