Why jokes
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.