Why jokes
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Memes
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.