Why jokes
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.