Why jokes
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.