Why jokes
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.