Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why Jokes
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
