Why jokes
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.