Why jokes
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"