Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why Jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
