Why jokes
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.