Why jokes
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.