Why jokes
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."