Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why Jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" đź‘ą
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
