Why jokes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.