Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did you say not to?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
