You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Why Jokes
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
