Why jokes
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!