Why jokes
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is Joe cool?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.