A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why Jokes
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is Joe cool?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
