Why jokes
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.