99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why Jokes
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
