Why jokes
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.