Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Why Jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
