Why jokes
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...