Why jokes
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)