Why jokes
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.