Why jokes
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."