Why jokes
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.