Why jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"