Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why Jokes
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
