Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.