Why jokes
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.