Why jokes
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.