Why jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.