Why jokes

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.