Why jokes

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.