Why jokes
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!