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I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?