Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why Jokes
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
