Why jokes
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.