Why jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.