Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why Jokes
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Motherβs Day? Because they donβt have a mother to give to!
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
