Why jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.