Why jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.