Why jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.