Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Ayo, who's online :')
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!