Whos jokes
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Ayo, who's online :')
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.