Whos jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.