Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.