Whos jokes
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.