Whos jokes
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!