Whos jokes
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Memes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.