Whos Jokes

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?

Who is the least young Dave Daveon

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy? Answer: a Carnivwhore

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".

Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".

To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".

Theres only 3 types of people the ones who can count and the ones that cant

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!

who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.

Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker

Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is-Presley

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself? A hypoteNUSE!

What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

who even needs white jokes...

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium

Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽