Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Theres only 3 types of people the ones who can count and the ones that cant
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
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What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is-Presley
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What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
who even needs white jokes...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
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Prankster kid: knock knock neighbour: who's there? ...
