Whos jokes
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Memes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?