Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Whos Jokes
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
