Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Memes
Tis true
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.