Whos jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Memes
water puppy
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?