Whos jokes
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Memes
water puppy
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.