Whos jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Who makes the best anteaters?

Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4

LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

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