Whos jokes

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Who makes the best anteaters?

Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4

LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?