Whos Jokes

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..

Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who

Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds

Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.

who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

Who is m.j's cartoon character?

Muzon kibutsuji

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Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job