Whos jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Memes
For C A S A V O N A
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?