What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
Knock knock Who's there Owl say Owl say who Yes they do
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
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What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
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There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
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What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
did you ear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? well, he's dead.
