Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."