An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
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Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
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What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who's there?) Not Sally...
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks "Where have you been billy" he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i'm beverly hill
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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