Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Memes
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.