Whos jokes

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

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There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?