Whos jokes
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Memes
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.