Whos jokes
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Memes
Who can relate?
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If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"