Whos jokes
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Memes
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.