Whos jokes
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!