Whos jokes
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Memes
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.