Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Whos Jokes
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
