Whos

Whos jokes

Clap

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Victim

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Baby

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Memes

Hall

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Knock

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

Horse

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

MVP

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!