Whos jokes
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Memes
Music days be like:
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l