If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
