Whos jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.