I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Whos Jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
