WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED MY YO MAMA JOKES COMMENT NOW BITCH
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses some say they’re still in the air
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy more crazy than Islamic extremist
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Your hairline goes so far that even Gavin who looks like a monkey can’t see it!
Who are the fastest readers
9/11 victims they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Who wants a pictur of my pp
Mert Has No DAD Raihan Fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who they gonna tell their parents?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
