Whos jokes
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!