Whos jokes
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...