Whos there jokes
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!