Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?